Get off the plane

I found myself watching Air Force One last night on TV, while waiting to see which of the US Democratic presidential candidates would give the most stupid victory speech.

Air Force One is the 1997 movie where Harrison Ford, playing the US president, single-handedly combats a pack of ruthless Khazak terrorists who have sneaked aboard the presidential plane, exposes the traitors, protects his family, coordinates the rescue operation by mobile phone and fax, fights each zealot to a standstill by means of bullets or strangulation, thinks up a way to save America, and manages to throw one of the terrorist leaders out of the aircraft altogether with the immortal words "Get off my plane!"

Hillary Clinton has been bragging about her decades of experience, her expertise, knowing what to do if the red phone rings at three in the morning, being the credible commander-in-chief. So here's the test question: can you see Hillary doing the Harrison Ford thing in a crisis?

(By the way: by far the most stupid victory speech last night was given by Hillary. What does she mean, for example, by suggesting that everything will be all right "once we start being Americans again"? Does that actually mean anything at all?)